Either Perez Hilton is having way too much fun or Disney has been secretly retouching all those pictures of Tinker Bell for over 50 years (Damn you, Photoshop!). Whoever it is, s/he is taking a great risk by multitasking a Ubiquitous Red Cup and something that burns. By the time s/he is done drinking what’s in the Ubiquitous Red Cup, s/he won’t remember which hand is which and most likely will burn a cheek. I’ve seen this tragedy happen before. You have been warned.